17 8 / 2014

(Source: iraffiruse, via condom)

14 8 / 2014

deucebasket:

I saw a bunch of ants carrying around a potato chip this morning and it made me wish I had a bunch of friends and a really huge potato chip

(via pizza)

09 8 / 2014

skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on

09 8 / 2014

(Source: jakexp, via no-wifi)

09 8 / 2014

loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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(Source: urmotherwasahamster, via no-wifi)

07 8 / 2014

nintendumb:

imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food

(via ugly)

06 8 / 2014

khaleesidragonstone:

Ladies of Game of Thrones at the Season 4 Premiere in New York City.

05 8 / 2014

thechanelmuse:

Nicki Minaj covers Fader (ISSUE 93, August/Sept 2014).

Excerpt: When asked if she’s ever considered dialing back on any of the extracurriculars, Nicki is firm. “Helllllll no,” she says. Rap cannot contain her music, and neither can any one pursuit contain Nicki’s ambition. “I’ve done things where people are like, ‘Uhhhh,’” she says, making a theatrically perplexed face. “But every time I do a business venture or something that isn’t the norm for a female rapper, I pat myself on the back. It’s important that corporate America can see a young black woman being able to sell things outside of music.”

04 8 / 2014

03 8 / 2014

"wake up we gotta go"
me: 
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(via okaymad)