08 10 / 2014

  • 1: *minding his own business*
  • 2: AHH look what we got here, another Apple Fanboy!
  • 1: im not really a fanboy
  • 2: let me guess, you just came back from snapchatting steve jobs's grave
  • 1: hey man thats in poor taste
  • 2: good luck getting your $300 jizz box to do what my Samsung G4TMX can *pulls out very large phone*
  • 1: it's quite large
  • 3: you should see the stylus. it's a legit pencil! *tries to grab stylus, drops massive phone, it falls and lands on a chipmunk, breaking its neck*
  • 1: oh my god!
  • 2: oh my god is right! *picks up samsung* not a scratch on it. now thats some good engineering

06 10 / 2014

asshole-tier:

truepac:

DO YOU GUYS HAVE THAT ONE FRIEND THAT DOESN’T THINK SHE’S ANYTHING SPECIAL BUT SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND FUNNY AND WITTY AND EVERYTHING AMAZING THAT YOU COULD EVER WANT IN A PERSON BUT SHE DOESN’T SEE IT AND YOU JUST WANNA TAKE HER AND SHAKE HER AND SCREAM IN HER FACE ALL OF THE AMAZING THINGS ABOUT HER JUST SO SHE WILL APPRECIATE HOW ABSOLUTELY LOVELY SHE IS 

 someone could be thinking this about you right now you never know

swambi

(Source: hempura, via thefuuuucomics)

04 10 / 2014

29 9 / 2014

sexyview:

nosleeptilbushwick:

this is absolutely incredible

Its amazing

(Source: sizvideos, via baracknobama)

28 9 / 2014

iamawinrar:

Lol so smug.

iamawinrar:

Lol so smug.

(via womenexcellence)

24 9 / 2014

zebablah:

paulichu:

hecallsmepineappleprincess:

offside-goal:

icedoutdiamonds:

This is amazing!

I will never get over the fact that Rajah was replaced with Simba it’s so cute

I love them all

These are all adorable, but I think Megara made me squeal. Then so did just about everything after her.

i’m not even mad

(Source: el-diario-de-una-adolescente, via no-wifi)

11 9 / 2014

07 9 / 2014

(Source: neuroxin, via telapathetic)

07 9 / 2014

peridotpirate:

Some of the very best subtitles

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

07 9 / 2014

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

image

(via human)